Saturday, September 18, 2010

Violet

This is Violet.  She's been a bridesmaid several times and she's wondering "When will it be my turn?"
She's very happy for Gertrude and Thelma and wishes them well.  Gertrude is even expecting (and Violet blushes to say it) a visit from the stork any day now.
Violet is almost 20 and she certainly doesn't want to end up like her friend Ethel.  At 24, everyone is whispering she's an "old maid".  The horror!  Now the only suitors Ethel gets are like Mr. Holmes.  He smells like meat and is 30.  Of course, he is a butcher, but ugh, poor Ethel.
Violet shudders.   She hopes there is a handsome young suitor out there for her.
Violet is available for $15.00 plus $2.00 S&H.  She will be shipped wrapped in tissue paper and sandwiched between cardboard in an envelope by regular mail.  Contact me at Janetmiller13@gmail.com.

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